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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:49

Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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