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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

New Webb Data Confirms ‘Crazy Idea’ About Cooling Effects of Pluto’s Haze - The Daily Galaxy

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Neither China nor Egypt, the largest construction visible from space is located in Europe. - Farmingdale Observer

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

News & Notes: John Harbaugh on Why Jon Gruden Observed OTAs - Baltimore Ravens

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

No way

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nintendo Warns Switch 2 Owners Not to Remove Protective Screen Film - CNET

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Telescope Captures First-Ever Ultra-Fine Magnetic Stripes on the Sun’s Surface! - The Daily Galaxy