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12.06.2025 01:55
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
New Webb Data Confirms ‘Crazy Idea’ About Cooling Effects of Pluto’s Haze - The Daily Galaxy
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
News & Notes: John Harbaugh on Why Jon Gruden Observed OTAs - Baltimore Ravens
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No way
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nintendo Warns Switch 2 Owners Not to Remove Protective Screen Film - CNET
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Telescope Captures First-Ever Ultra-Fine Magnetic Stripes on the Sun’s Surface! - The Daily Galaxy